hi:

sometimes I pretend like I don’t know how to use some of the machines at the gym so I can ask a really hot guy to help me

(via relahvant)

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via humorking)

(Source: sydneyleannee, via virginity)

lanashiftdelrey:

being the third wheel

image

(via pizza)

(Source: artdmnk, via byvalour)

(Source: pulsavam, via herzmasochismus)

  • me: I'm so cute
  • me 15 mins later: I hate myself

lron-man:

girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

(via asian)

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(via asian)

(Source: coltre, via happy-absturz)

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(Source: xehyun, via ugly)

boobsquish:

vesley:

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

congratulations to your sibling 

(via ant0rm)

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

(Source: cashcutie, via ugly)