sometimes I pretend like I don’t know how to use some of the machines at the gym so I can ask a really hot guy to help me
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
- me: I'm so cute
- me 15 mins later: I hate myself
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever
congratulations to your sibling