(Source: hirvioe, via ego-enemy)

mama-panther:

[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]

(via pizza)

Wenn du fällst vergiss zwei Sachen nicht. Wer dich geschubst hat und wer dich nicht festgehalten hat.

(Source: sonnengrau, via happy-absturz)

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via gedankenmanipulation)

westbor0baptistchurch:

When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death

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(via relahvant)

yoncehaunted:

When an old post randomly starts getting a ton of notes

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(via orgasm)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via humorking)

(Source: lunartes, via evolutional)

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

(via humorking)

(via cuddlinqs)

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

(Source: k999, via humorking)

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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(Source: 05px, via parkingstrange)